Monday, March 12, 2007

smile..

nice pic..

best boob

more boob..

bohsia lagi..

pak lah & khairy...

Pak Lah mendapatkan byk duit setelah mahathir bg jawatan PM pada dia.. Tetapi ia bingung di manakah ia perlu simpan wang tersebut. Hendak simpan di bank takut kalau-kalau banknya bangkrup. Diletak dibawah bantal, nanti diambil pencuri.

Setelah berfikir cukup lama, akhirnya ia mendapat ide, ia menanam wang itu dibelakang rumahnya, lalu memasang papan peringatan dengan tulisan yang sangat besar "TIDAK ADA WANG DISINI!". Ternyata menantunya yang bernama KJ melihat apa yang dilakukan Pak Lah.

Setelah lewat tengah malam, KJ pun menggali tanah itu untuk mengambil wang tesebut. Setelah ia mendapatkan wang itu dan supaya tidak dicurigai, maka KJ mengganti tulisan yang ditulis PakLah dengan ayat "BUKAN KJ YANG AMBIL!"...

Mahathir, Anwar or Abdullah?

Mahathir, Anwar and Abdullah are on a long flight in an executive jet.

Abdullah pulls out a RM100 bill and says ‘I’m going to throw this RM100 bill out and make someone down below happy.’

Anwar, not wanting to be outdone, says, ‘If that was my RM100 bill, I would split it into 2 RM50 bills and make two people down below happy.’

Of course Mahathir doesn’t want these two ministers to outdo him, so he pipes in, ‘I would instead take 100 RM1 bills and throw them out to make 100 people just a little happier.’

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, ‘I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 20 million Malaysians happy.’