Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Nothing but Jokes

Man 1 : My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird &
says "1st gear, 2nd gear...".
Man 2 : My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says,"Full Tank
Please".
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Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
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Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : It's Virginia . Because it can only accommodate 1 standing
occupant
and 2 pieces of baggage outside!
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2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".
Pros 1 : I smell sperm!
Pros 2 : Sorry, I burped!!!
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A woman gave birth to 6 babies & seeing this, she immediately got out of
hospital, slapped her husband & shouted,
"I told you not to go doggy style!"
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A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so solly... exkooz me pleazo, Flont hole so happy, back
hole laugh out loud".
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Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing &
comes in attractive containers.
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Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and
still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad".

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