Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Read the message correctly, Dol

Since raising the Proton issue early last year, Tun Dr Mahathir has been going around the country delivering his criticism of the current adminsitration.

The defiant Tun went to the extent of contesting for a seat as delegate for the UMNO general Assembly. He lost allegedly due to high level conspiracy and money politics.

The weekend before the UMNO GA, he was about to deliver his speech for JB. However, he had a mild heart attack and rested for quiet a while. He was requested to rest for some month or two.

After a while, many of these aggitators have become restless. "We don't even know if Mahathir is still talking about politics. It seems he has finally rest his gauntlet", they say.

Since then, Dol has become bolder and more reckless. Some believed he has got himself a new boat. He has been enjoying himself with long holidays, yachting, golfing and a socilite cajoling with Hollywood stars. He has got himself a new private jet.

When he heard this rumbling on the ground, the good Tun decided to send Dol a letter and doodled something on a piece of paper. This sort of alert him that he is still in the game.

Dol received the private letter from Tun and openned it. He can't understand it since it written in code message.

370H-SSV-0773H

Dol was baffled, so he sent the letter to not-my-adviser KJ. KJ and his band of Tingkat 4 couldn't figure it out. It was not in their textbook and never taught at Oxbridge.
He thought he should give respect to the HP6 Minister before sending it to the intelligence people to decipher. Not that he expect anything out of them.

Subsequently, the letter reached the FBI, but they couldn't figure it out and it was sent to the CIA. The CIA gave up and sent it to the Brit. Even MI6 didn't get anywhere with it, and they sent to Mossad. The brilliant Tun's message was even no feat for the Mossad.

Finally, Dol decide to ask for the help of the Singapore Intelligence, through Kali. Within minutes after e-mailing it to Singapore, Kali forwarded the SMS response from Singapore.
"Tell the Prime Minister he's holding the message upside down."

By the time Flip Flop man Dol could understand the message, Tun already delivered his speech in JB February 10th recently.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

YB UMNO....



SOURCE: The Star Online, Feb 23, 2007
The Malaysian Medical Council (MMC) had found Dr Mohd Azam Rauzan(YB UMNO Penawar Johor) contravening Section 2.1.4 of the council’s code of professional conduct, and had him struck off its register. The doctor is no longer allowed to practise medicine in Malaysia with effect from December 28.

MMC president and Health Ministry director-general Dr Ismail Merican has gone on record by saying that Dr Mohd Azam's offence concerned the supposed delivery of four babies at his clinic, but records in the clinic did not show any such entry.

The official statement from MMC also said that Dr Mohd Azam had admitted to “abusing his professional privilege as a registered practitioner by causing untrue information to be provided to the Registry of Births in reports certified and signed by him.”

QUESTION: Registration of birth comes under the National Registration Department, which comes under the Home Affairs Ministry. Are they, and probably the Police, taking over where MMC has left off?

What is the law's stand on this?
Viva La UMNO....

dah kawin ke belum???part 4/4

dah kawin ke belum???part 3/4

dah kawin ke belum???part 2/4

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Peniaga failkan semula saman terhadap Exco dan Adun Batu Talam

TEMERLOH 21 Feb - Seorang ahli perniagaan, Razali Hassan 47, memfailkan semula saman yang membabitkan seorang anggota Exco Kerajaan Pahang, iaitu Dato' Shahiruddin Ab Moin, Adun Batu Talam, Abdul Aziz Mat Kiram dan serta lima yang lain di Mahkamah Tinggi Temerloh pagi ini.

Pada 29 Disember 2006, Razali memfailkan kes sama terhadap defenden-defenden terbabit tetapi menarik balik samanya pada 19 Januari berikutan pilihan raya kecil Dewan Undanga Negeri (Dun) Batu Talam pada 28 Januari.lalu.

Lain-lain defenden ialah, Corelface Sdn Bhd, Dato Ir Haji Azinudin Abd Rahim, Hajah Asmah Haji Ismail, Ahmad Sabri Hai zainal Abidin dan Yayasan Raub.

Menurut peguamnya, Mohd Haris Abdullah penarikan balik saman pada tarikh tersebut adalah disebabkan salah seorang defenden iaitu Abdul Aziz Mat Kiram 47, dipilih sebagai calon dalam pilihan raya kecil itu dan anak guamnya tidak mahu dilihat sebagai pengacau dalam pilihan raya itu.

"Maka dengan itu pihaknya mengambil keputusan untuk menarik balik kes tersebut," katanya.

Menurutnya dalam samanya hari ini, Razali memohon satu injuksi terhadap defenden pertama ia itu Coralfare Sdn Bhd atau wakilnya dari pada terus mengusahakan projek diatas hak milik diatas tanah H.s (D) 10751 hingga 10797 P.T No 22771 hinga 22817.

Beliau juga memohon satu perintah bahawa perjanjian yang dimeteri diantara defenden pertama dengan kerajaan negeri pahang pada 23 Ogos 2004 sebagai tidak sah dan terbatal dari awal lagi.

Satu perintah bahawa pemberian hakmilik tanah kepada defenden pertama adalah tidak sah.

Beliau juga memohon satu perintah bahawa pengarah Tanah dan Galian Pahang memperbetulkan memorial (rectify the memorials) dengan membatalkan pendaftaran defenden pertama sebagai pemilik hakmilik tanah tanah tersebut.

Razali turut memohon ganti rugi am, khas dan kos yang ditaksirkan oleh penolong pendaftar.

Razali mendakwa beliau mewakili penduduk Raub yang tidak senang dengan tindak tanduk defenden-defenden iaitu pemimpin kanan parti (Umno) dalam isu memajukan tanah tersebut.

Katanya sebagai anak jati yang dilahir, dibesar dan bersekolah di Raub dan ahli seumur hidup Umno beliau terpanggil untuk mendapatkan keadilan di Mahkamah bagi kepentingan rakyat khususnya penduduk Raub.Viva La UMNO...

aedes say:its good what this man do...but what the fuck you do it now!!

Nothing but Jokes

Man 1 : My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird &
says "1st gear, 2nd gear...".
Man 2 : My wife is worse, she puts my bird inside her and says,"Full Tank
Please".
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Question : What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Question : What is the smallest hotel in the world?
Answer : It's Virginia . Because it can only accommodate 1 standing
occupant
and 2 pieces of baggage outside!
----------------------------------------------------------------------

2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home after "work".
Pros 1 : I smell sperm!
Pros 2 : Sorry, I burped!!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------

A woman gave birth to 6 babies & seeing this, she immediately got out of
hospital, slapped her husband & shouted,
"I told you not to go doggy style!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so solly... exkooz me pleazo, Flont hole so happy, back
hole laugh out loud".
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Why is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing &
comes in attractive containers.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and
still suck blood?"
God said, "Okay" and Poof! Dracula turned into a sanitary pad".

baby3

baby2

baby1

somebody wife1?

celebrity1??

celebrity??

somebody wife?